I’ve made a huge mistake

Dear Tennesseans,

Today I turned in my notice at work and within the next month will be heading to Nashville to stay indefinitely while looking for a job. (Unfortunately, this timing will not coincide with the brief visit of one Christopher Sean Moyer, which adds to my bitter dissatisfaction with my existence these days).

I have a couple interviews there and one or two good leads, but I’m really just looking to be back in Tennessee, period. Texas is Hell on Earth and Indiana, although a very underrated state and one of my favorite places, had nothing going for me (due to my own poor decisions, to be fair).

If anyone has any idea of places I can stay or places that will hire me (I need at least $9.00/hour and 40 hours a week and benefits would be helpful) please let me know.

I also have an interview in Chattanooga (Creative Discovery Museum, WOOO!!!), so let it be known that I am in no way opposed to moving back to the city I once described as my own personal Hell (this is, of course, before moving to North Texas for seven months).

I have no interview or leads in Knoxville but I sure as hell would go back. Many of you know I have cited it as my favorite city in Tennessee.

ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED. Please forgive me for my misguided attitudes towards the state and please help me undo the tiny huge mistake I made of leaving in the first place.

If you can help me, you will be pulling me out of what has literally been the worst year of my entire life by an enormous margin.

Thank you, fellow rednecks.

Love,
Greg

~ by kicktheampover on July 19, 2008.

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6 Responses to “I’ve made a huge mistake”

  1. You should come over to K-town and open for Quartjar some time! You won’t even have to submit a video!

    Randall Brown said this on July 21, 2008 at 2:51 pm

  2. I would LOVE to open up for Quartjar, and I’m going to strongly hold you to that if I make it back to TN.

    kicktheampover said this on July 21, 2008 at 7:54 pm

  3. Ankin will definitely need help getting shows.

    Nathan said this on July 22, 2008 at 2:46 am

  4. Dude we gotst connections in Knoxville. TENNESSEE TOUR ‘08!!!!!

    kicktheampover said this on July 22, 2008 at 4:03 am

  5. Tennessee needs you. That was why you had been dissatisfied with her in the first place. You were made to make a better Tennessee. You were born to establish the first Haunted Car wash in Chattanooga.

    Speaking of themed businesses, a friend of mine was telling me that several years ago when he lived in atlanta, someone opened a Kroger and called it “Disco Kroger.” Music, special lighting, dancing, groceries and all. Supposedly it was packed all the time. Does that give you any ideas? Nirvana Kroger? There could be a Meat pPuppets butcher shop in the back and of course the ice cream store you’ve dreamed of.

    Lupis needs you too.

    What kind of employer/job, do you think would be looking for someone with your particular skills? I’ll keep an eye out and think about it a little.

    Chris said this on July 22, 2008 at 5:40 pm

  6. Chris, firstly I’m glad that you read this site.

    Secondly, I think I’m going to end up in Knoxville. I can write for the paper there and be a hell of a lot happier than I am here.

    The Haunted Car Wash!??! I forgot about that, and you bringing it up makes me feel even better about moving back to Tennessee. People outside of the Southeast (and specifically our crowd of friends) really really don’t get stuff like that.

    I guess maybe they’re onto something, but I frankly don’t want to be around that.

    kicktheampover said this on July 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm

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