Aging
People five years older than I am are literally my best friends.
People five years younger than I am seem like they’re from a different universe. I feel sorry for them and feel like society is completely deteriorating because of them.
What does this say about me? I’m more than a little horrified to find out.
It means we’re already bitter old men because I feel exactly the same way.
I suddenly understand the appeal of the Golden Girls.
I feel the same way. Thinking the younger generations are one day going to lead the world freaks me out. I didn’t think I’d start acting like an old curmudgeon this early.